According to the NYT, Google’s nearly 20,000 employees get an average of $117k each in stock options for 2009. Yes, each.

All of 2009′s cinematic achievements condensed into 7 minutes. Brilliant!

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How many movies did you get out to the multiplexes to see this year? Five? Ten? 50? No matter what your tally is, we’re betting it’s somewhere south of 342. That’s the number of films that a YouTube user named Kees van Dijkhuizen has compiled into the following seven-minute video. Your friendly Vulture editors try not to pepper our posts with too many superlatives, but believe us when we say that this is a pretty spectacular piece of editing work. And it even includes Gentlemen Broncos!

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Merry Christmas to all my friends and family, both business and personal, everywhere in the world. Thank you for being in my life, regardless how big or small our connection, relationship, or influence on each other’s lives; I appreciate you.

Giving is the greatest gift of friendship. And, friendship is the greatest gift. Thank you for being you!

Jay

On behalf of the entire staff of CarbonCopyPRO, Merry Christmas!

Jay

Merry Christmas Jessica–

Thanks to the efforts of your persistent and inspiring mom, 78 people made an average donation of $235.60 each over the last 24 hours and we have successfully raised the full tuition for your next semester at Wheaton College.

The funds will be wired to Wheaton College today.

Merry Chrsitmas!

Jay and all your friends at CarbonCopyPRO